I Gotta Say
Posted: December 9th, 2011 | Author: Charlie Waddell | Filed under: blog | Leave a comment »Dear Broseph Smith,
I see you in a Barnes & Noble cafe. You’re diligently reading a book entitled “Weird Facts About Iceland.” You’re balding, unshaven, and overweight. There’s no ring on your finger, and you’re not eating or drinking anything from the cafe. You’re just hanging out, reading “Weird Facts About Iceland.” I bet there also exists a plethora of weird facts about you. Weird fact number one: you dress like 1999 Louis C.K. everyday. Weird fact number two: you know the difference between 1999 Louis C.K. and 2011 Louis C.K. (While we’re on this subject, weird fact number three: did you know Louis C.K. has Mexican ancestry, and his first language is Spanish? What?)
Mr. Smith, I hope my comments about your chosen way of passing this lazy Friday morning do not offend. I mean no harm, no judgment. What I gotta say is do what you gotta do, Broseph. You memorize those Icelandic oddities, and I’ll sit here and make my girlfriend a Christmas present. Whatever makes you happy, man. We should all be so lucky…
Enjoy,
An Uninterested, But Very Observant Party
