Tweets I Considered
Posted: November 17th, 2011 | Author: Charlie Waddell | Filed under: blog, real life, tic | Leave a comment »Welcome to Tweets I Considered (TIC in popular lingo, I’m sure), a new, possibly recurring section of my blog where I take an every day event and share all the things it caused me to consider tweeting. Unfortunately, my scumbag brain runs at five thousand thoughts per minute (TPM in popular lingo, I’m sure) but is skeptical of multiple tweets about a singular event. (Unless, of course I’m live tweeting. Got some of those coming up! Follow @clwadd for the ‘tails.)
Today’s TIC–BATH TIME:
- Bout to make bath time my bitch. #bathtime
- Just took a bath instead of a shower. Why? Because I love myself.
- Took a bath. Thought of Starr. Cried.
- Took a bath instead of a shower. Used a tube sock as a washrag.
- Took a bath instead of a shower. Used a tube sock as a tub stopper.
- Took a bath instead of a shower. Guess what I used as a towel. #notatubesock #anklesock
- Two rules in Worcester. (1) Doorbells don’t work, and (2) tubs don’t have stoppers. #realtalk
- I wonder if my non-bachelor friends ever used tube socks instead of washrags. #lifejustgotreal
- Taking a bath and reading Free Darko books will forever make me feel like I’m going to Patrick B. #nostalgia
- I wonder what Whoopi Goldberg is up to.
Ahh. What an afternoon. Stay tuned for more TIC entries. And ham. There will be ham.
